Mr. Molesley was cornered in NYC. Our investigator chased him up the Statue of Liberty but was carried off by the State Puff Marshmallow Man. Molesley was last seen heading into the Atlantic. Making his way home perhaps?
Our investigator caught up to Mr. Molesley in Hollywood. While it may not be a meca to him, it is a great tourist destination. Unfortunately our investigator thought so too. He was distracted by all the movie stars and the shiny things and Mr. Molesley was able to slip away.
We finally found Mr. Molesley chilling on top of a Mayan temple sipping a margarita. Instead of apprehending him, our investigator sat down and joined him for a drink which he followed with a siesta and then Mr. Molesley gave him the slip.
Mr. Molesley was last seen floating out to sea. Our investigator was able to find where he washed up. Mr. Molesley was taking in the sights of Chile, a long and skinny country. Also, Chile has volcanoes. Our investigator was chasing Mr. Molesley up the side of one such volcano when it belched a great cloud of smoke. The noise and smoke created enough of a distraction for Mr. Molesley to get away. Our investigator is in pursuit.
Our investigator tracked Mr. Molesley to Antarctica. Apparently he has an affinity for penguins. Just before our investigator was able to apprehend Mr. Molesley, a narwhal broke through the ice and they were separated. Both were last seen drifting off to sea in different directions…(Narwhal=look it up. They are AWESOME!)
Our investigator (#3 for those counting) confronted Mr. Molesley on Easter Island but both were spooked off when one of the heads asked for “gum gum.” Apparently there was also some insulting comment about being a “dumb dumb”? Rude giant talking heads.
We finally caught up to Mr. Molesley in Australia where he had stopped to take in a bit of theater while on the lam. Unfortunately, when our investigator went to apprehend him, he was attacked and eaten by a dingo. Mr. Molesley got away.
Mr. Molesley was spotted at the Jamaa el Fna in Marrakech, Morocco. Before our investigator was able to apprehend him, Mr. Molesley was chased out of the area by a mob of people shouting “Did Mr. Bates kill his wife?”
When asked to come in for questioning on the suspicious nature of the late Mrs. Bates’s death, Mr. Molesley left the country. Our investigator is tracking him as we speak. If seen, please contact @mrbateslegal immediately.